dbztextsfromlastnight:


(214): 
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.

Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo, thank you!

shitthesignssay:

I forgot to put the name of the blog thingy. I tried…..

shitthesignssay:

I forgot to put the name of the blog thingy. I tried…..


eschergirls:

kittykyomi submitted:


The name is Bond. Jane Bond. And here she is with her strong and empowered Bond Boys. Pictures are of course just gender-flipped versions of actual James Bond posters.
(( I think this very accuratly shows just how far the masses think ‘Female empowerment’ can go. but oh how awesome when the roles are reversed!))


(Credit of the picture goes to Humon from Deviant Art)

eschergirls:

kittykyomi submitted:

The name is Bond. Jane Bond.
And here she is with her strong and empowered Bond Boys. ;)

Pictures are of course just gender-flipped versions of actual James Bond posters.

(( I think this very accuratly shows just how far the masses think ‘Female empowerment’ can go. but oh how awesome when the roles are reversed!))

(Credit of the picture goes to Humon from Deviant Art)


mzcigz:

getoutoftherecat:

you’re on your own here. i don’t wanna get cat hair mixed in with my flour.

Look at this damn cat.

mzcigz:

getoutoftherecat:

you’re on your own here. i don’t wanna get cat hair mixed in with my flour.

Look at this damn cat.


chinailyearbook:

Pony n Crystal!

chinailyearbook:

Pony n Crystal!


fuckyeahchubbyfashion:

Outfit for a trip to the farmer’s market!
Dress is Bernie Dexter’s Paris in pink blossom, size 2XL.
I’m from bettylebonbon.tumblr.com!

fuckyeahchubbyfashion:

Outfit for a trip to the farmer’s market!

Dress is Bernie Dexter’s Paris in pink blossom, size 2XL.

I’m from bettylebonbon.tumblr.com!


fuckyeahridiculousanimelines:

The official translation.

fuckyeahridiculousanimelines:

The official translation.


fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

It scares me that have nothing to do with myself when my partner isn’t online. 

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

It scares me that have nothing to do with myself when my partner isn’t online. 


simsgonewrong:

ain’t no one got time for your mermaid bullshit

simsgonewrong:

ain’t no one got time for your mermaid bullshit


sailormoonartzine:

“Fuku you” by paige halsey warren

bigbeautifulblackgirls:

outfit : second hand thrift
Thola, 21, Durban, South Africa

bigbeautifulblackgirls:

outfit : second hand thrift

Thola, 21, Durban, South Africa

(Source: blackfashion)


wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Doctor Who
“Doctor Who got out his sonic screwdriver flamethrower gun AK-47 and said “LETS KILL THESE BITCHES” it had a banana on it and he was wearing a sexy blue sparkly tuxedo that said I LOVE NIPPON on the back beause steven Harper renamed Japan to Nazi Germany”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Doctor Who

“Doctor Who got out his sonic screwdriver flamethrower gun AK-47 and said “LETS KILL THESE BITCHES” it had a banana on it and he was wearing a sexy blue sparkly tuxedo that said I LOVE NIPPON on the back beause steven Harper renamed Japan to Nazi Germany”


(Source: jacque-lion)


(Source: jacque-lion)


fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

So, I made an OC. I have had this character for a while and RPed her before, but thisbis the first time bringing her to tumblr. I had my first RP yesterday, and it started out great…but the second post I made was so terrible and weak and just…ugh. My biggest fear is creating a Mary Sue. I don’t want to look like that’s all I can write. I try my hardest to write well, but sometimes the scenario in mu head is too hard for me to put to words…and then, I just make the paragraph about her thoughts and it gets repetitive… My character also has abilities, but I don’t want it to look like I just copied a real character and just changed how she is. I’m afraid it’ll never be good enough… (anonymous)

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

So, I made an OC. I have had this character for a while and RPed her before, but thisbis the first time bringing her to tumblr. I had my first RP yesterday, and it started out great…but the second post I made was so terrible and weak and just…ugh. My biggest fear is creating a Mary Sue. I don’t want to look like that’s all I can write. I try my hardest to write well, but sometimes the scenario in mu head is too hard for me to put to words…and then, I just make the paragraph about her thoughts and it gets repetitive…
My character also has abilities, but I don’t want it to look like I just copied a real character and just changed how she is. I’m afraid it’ll never be good enough… (anonymous)