Imagine the Avengers going to the movies and Natasha tries to get Steve in as a senior
artists who can make you ship things with their art/writing are one of the most dangerous kinds of people
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Meet Garfi, the world’s angriest cat. The seemingly wrathful kitty, who lives with his owner Hulya Ozkok in Turkey, has a permanently furrowed brow that just naturally makes him appear like a fluffy, orange ball of rage.
Did you see the part where Mickey Doyle deflected all bullets shot towards him with the power of his childlike laughter?
And the part where every single bullet went straight into Shitstain Willy’s face?
Oh man, that was the best part of the episode and NOTHING YOU SAY CAN CHANGE MY MIND. THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED. DON’T YOU DARE RUIN THIS FOR ME.
We’re all gonna look so foolish when the final episode airs and an unhurt Mickey Doyle appears in his true form, as an immortal shapeshifting succubus, giggles in an unearthly tone, and then eats Nucky Thompson.
i have 3 moods for characters:
- the ruler of my heart please step on me
- precious child must be protected at all costs
- complete trash yet ironically my favorite character
Older guys who make a big deal out of girls turning 18 genuinely terrify me. Like if you’re 35 or some shit and you would totally date or sleep with an 18 year old, you would with a younger girl (maybe even much younger) if it was legal. You don’t care about her emotional maturity or ethical sex or mutual informed consent, you care about not getting in trouble.